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16

Aug

LIFE. IS CRUEL.

O HEY. I am possibly the worst person at a normal diary, let alone a virtual one. But i try. ish. not really. Anywhoooo my life this summer consisted of:

1. Doctor who. Good Shit. 

2. Not having a job. Not good shit. BORING AS ALL HELL SHIT.

3. Legend of Korra. GOOD SHIT. not as good as avatar…. but in all honesty i have high standards towards avatar.  but still quality shit. 

4. Keeping the plants alive. successfully may I add.

5. Eating. Ice Cream. 

I leave for school again in two days. ahhhhhhhh shoot me in the balls that i don’t have. Classes. Start on Tuesday. that’s in 5 days. Fuck. kay. kill me. softly. with his song. 

end.

11

Jun

Feel old?

Shrek 1:
Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc:
Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse:
20 years old
Miley Cyrus:
Engaged
Hillary Duff:
Mom
That's so Raven:
Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire:
Ended 9 years ago

The year is 2030. Your child is watching one of those old cartoon TV channels when you walk in.

You:
Hey sweetie! What do you-
You:
...
You:
What are you watching, dear?
Son/Daughter:
Oh! This great show! Avatar: The Last Airbender, it's so good and the plot-
Son/Daughter:
.........
Son/Daughter:
Mom...
Son/Daughter:
Mom are you crying?

22

May

oohhhbaby:

chocolate almond pretzel tart

05

May

scribbledinpencil:

theberry.com

Love Men with Tattoos

scribbledinpencil:

theberry.com

Love Men with Tattoos

Love Jenna Marbles

Love Jenna Marbles

Dicked on.

Dicked on.

TRUTH

TRUTH

HAHA

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